When You're Evil

Recently I hath been wondering that great question of the world.
Am I evil?
What. A. Challenge.
Yes, yes I am.
Only there are different types you see, three to be exact. Should I list them?
Yes?
Thats what I thought you'd say.
Okay, first level:
Puny Evil
You can take our survey to find out if you are Puny evil.
1. You cry when someone calls you a Barnackle Head
2. You fight over who gets to play Starfire in your roleplay.
3. Your favorite singer is Hannah Montana
4. You ask your mom what your older sister means by a 'Byatch'
5. Your favorite movie is Wall-E
This concludes Puny Evil. Now we move to:
Angsty Teenager Evil
You can take out survey to find out if you are Angsty Teenager Evil.
1. You dye your hair neon colors, peirce your miscellaneus body parts, and get tattoo's in places that aren't covered by your peircings, all just to piss your parents off.
2. You go on the Drop and Upside-Down rides at Amusement Parks....Than brag about it.
3. You listen to Hollywood Undead or Alesana even though you really hate those bands.
4. Your favorite movie is secretely Legally Blond.
5. You get high with your friends on weekends and throw water at each other.
And finally:
Costumed Evil
You get the picture:
1. You blow up cars for a living.
2. Your idol is either Ted Bundy or Charles Manson.
3. You think Rob Zombie and Brian DePalma are the greatest directors of all time.
4. You go drinking with your buddies then trick them into High Beaming a cop car.
5. You've killed people before... and are waiting to finish this post so you can do it again.
This concludes Are you Evil? Please join us next week for When Animals Attack.

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