If your answer is yes, then not only are you right, but you're Damn right.
Here's my happy post:
(Paramount Pictures Logo)
THE HAPPY POST
Directed by Spazm
Written by Spazm
Starring Spazm
Music by Spazm
Catered by Spazm
(We open on a Pink background, its bright and happy like some sort of odd and deadly, but happy, exotic fruit. A painting of words are running across the page, like a cold and deadly, but happy, blizzard. There are no comments, leaving the lone writer to bask in the terrible, but happy, silence. A lone, and happy tear falls from the writers eye, as they rip off their clothes to reveal a dance leotard and tights. They proceed to do a rousing tap dance to Judy Garland's 'Get Happy', with a large and overly cheesy, yet happy grin on their face.
They strike an artsy, and happy, pose, as the song ends. The comments section remains empty, but happy, and very pink, like the cheek of a young and happy child. The writer is degected, until a ray of sun breaks through the unforgiving gray clouds, and The Beatles 'Here Comes the Sun' starts to play. The writer frollicks through a feild of beautifully scented roses and daffodils...which are also very happy.
The song ends, and the cold, but happy, silence is broken by the 'Bing' of a new comment. The writer is elated, overjoyed, glowing, sparkling, and maybe even a bit happy. They reads the comment, crying happy tears of happy joy.
They strike a dramic pose as 'I've had the Time of my Life' by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes begins.
We fade out.)
Credit Song: 'Walking on Sunshine' by Katrina and the Waves
Directed by Spazm
THE END
That was my happy post, and I hope you thouroughly enjoyed it.
Because I know I did!
Number of times the word Happy was used in this post: 20
Damn.
Beatles: For goodness sake, I've got the hippy hippy shake. I've got the shake, oh the hippy hippy shake. Oo I can't keep still with the hippy hippy shake. I get my fill with that hippy hippy shake.
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