Pushy Americans

Hey America, guess what!
The French hate americans!
Hey France, guess what!
The Americans are starting to hate you too!
And all you Americans who are reading this, and thinking 'Oh no, they don't hate ME' you're WRONG! THEY HATE YOU.
And if any French person has put this through a translator, and is reading it thinking 'Stupid American, you cannot copete with France! PLEH! (Spit on the ground)'. SCREW YOU.
The entire universe is a mess, I wouldn't blame God, or Allah, or Zeus, or Morgan Freeman, or whoever he is if he ended the world right now.
The world Friggin sucks man...
And guess who st blame?
America.
Face it, we start almost everything that goes wrong in the world! Except maybe the Potatoe Shortage in Ireland, but thats beside the point.
And I'm not disregarding what the troops do, It takes alot of guts to go out there everyday and be shot at.
Although, I don't support The Iraq debacle at all. It pisses me off, its not just them, its us, and I think it should just stop right now.
Heres what I think should happen before we EVER start a war. Instead of sending bombs right away, we send everybody in that country a color television and a satelitte dish, and before the war starts, we sit them down and make them watch ESPN2 for 48 hours. Because after watching ESPN2 for 48 hours you will undrstand America ALOT better.
'Hi we're America! We build Monster Trucks fou FUN! We developed a top fuel drag in under 35 seconds, we were bored! Piss us off, and SEE WHAT WE BUILD! And we may feel bad aboutit later, ask Japan, but before we feel bad, we're gonna jack you up! And then we're gonna send you food! Because we're America! We're Schitzophrenic!'
Americas got some issues, but hey, so does the rest of the world.
And I'm starting to get real pissy about North Korea too.
I especially hate their little midget ruler with his orthopedic glasses and his prissy little bouffon.....
!@#$ that guy.

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