Saturday, September 19, 2009

The End of the World

Oh my God!
Its the end of the world!
The sink is clogged so there is apparently NO GOD!!
Its the Nativity County Fair this weekend, I might be going with LotusCalm, but she gets back from her retreat at three tomorrow.
So my Mom decided to make me even more psyched out about my school last night, by having me watch Fame.
Its a good movie. But its just like every other movie made then, it doesn't really have a plot. But I liked it, so I won't be hating on it. We also watched Flashdance, which was also good, but also lacked a plot.
And I'm now going o turn my focus onto something everyone loves.
Animated movies.
The one in question today is The Swan Princess. Its really dorky and kinda cheesy, but I used to love it when I was a kid.
My problem with it is the Prince. This....this, Prince Derrick character....
Why does she love him again? This guy has bigger teeth than I did before I got my braces.
And his sleeves are HUH-YOOGE! He could shelter New Orleans from the next hurricane with those sleeves! Hes a lovesick puppy too....
My rant is paused, so I can tell you myfavorite line from this miracle movie.
Rogers: What else is there? She says, 'Is beauty all that matters?' and you say 'WHAT ELSE IS THERE'?!
Prince: It was dumb, I know.
Rogers: You should write a book. How to offend women in five syllables or less.
That, my friends, is moviemaking.
Parox is at the Renaissance Festival, the premise of which, I've yet to grasp. I don't see much of a point in dressing up and going out to a festival where its going to be hot, and you're walking around all day....
I've got to clean my house today, I need some money.
Some government official said that the recession is now over.
That guys a puffickly HUH-YOOGE liar.

Beatles: Ah, look at all the lonely people. Ah, look at all the lonely people. Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been. Lives in a dream. Waits at the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for? All the lonely people. Where do they all come from? All the lonely people. Where do they all belong?

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