Hey America, guess what!
The French hate americans!
Hey France, guess what!
The Americans are starting to hate you too!
And all you Americans who are reading this, and thinking 'Oh no, they don't hate ME' you're WRONG! THEY HATE YOU.
And if any French person has put this through a translator, and is reading it thinking 'Stupid American, you cannot copete with France! PLEH! (Spit on the ground)'. SCREW YOU.
The entire universe is a mess, I wouldn't blame God, or Allah, or Zeus, or Morgan Freeman, or whoever he is if he ended the world right now.
The world Friggin sucks man...
And guess who st blame?
America.
Face it, we start almost everything that goes wrong in the world! Except maybe the Potatoe Shortage in Ireland, but thats beside the point.
And I'm not disregarding what the troops do, It takes alot of guts to go out there everyday and be shot at.
Although, I don't support The Iraq debacle at all. It pisses me off, its not just them, its us, and I think it should just stop right now.
Heres what I think should happen before we EVER start a war. Instead of sending bombs right away, we send everybody in that country a color television and a satelitte dish, and before the war starts, we sit them down and make them watch ESPN2 for 48 hours. Because after watching ESPN2 for 48 hours you will undrstand America ALOT better.
'Hi we're America! We build Monster Trucks fou FUN! We developed a top fuel drag in under 35 seconds, we were bored! Piss us off, and SEE WHAT WE BUILD! And we may feel bad aboutit later, ask Japan, but before we feel bad, we're gonna jack you up! And then we're gonna send you food! Because we're America! We're Schitzophrenic!'
Americas got some issues, but hey, so does the rest of the world.
And I'm starting to get real pissy about North Korea too.
I especially hate their little midget ruler with his orthopedic glasses and his prissy little bouffon.....
!@#$ that guy.
No recent news to report.
Beatles: Sexy Sadie, what have you done? You've made a fool of everyone. You've made a fool of everyone. Sexy Sadie ooh, what have you done? Sexy Sadie, you broke the rules, you laid it down for all to see. You laid it down for all to see. Sexy Sadie ooh, you broke the rules.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
The End of the World
Oh my God!
Its the end of the world!
The sink is clogged so there is apparently NO GOD!!
Its the Nativity County Fair this weekend, I might be going with LotusCalm, but she gets back from her retreat at three tomorrow.
So my Mom decided to make me even more psyched out about my school last night, by having me watch Fame.
Its a good movie. But its just like every other movie made then, it doesn't really have a plot. But I liked it, so I won't be hating on it. We also watched Flashdance, which was also good, but also lacked a plot.
And I'm now going o turn my focus onto something everyone loves.
Animated movies.
The one in question today is The Swan Princess. Its really dorky and kinda cheesy, but I used to love it when I was a kid.
My problem with it is the Prince. This....this, Prince Derrick character....
Why does she love him again? This guy has bigger teeth than I did before I got my braces.
And his sleeves are HUH-YOOGE! He could shelter New Orleans from the next hurricane with those sleeves! Hes a lovesick puppy too....
My rant is paused, so I can tell you myfavorite line from this miracle movie.
Rogers: What else is there? She says, 'Is beauty all that matters?' and you say 'WHAT ELSE IS THERE'?!
Prince: It was dumb, I know.
Rogers: You should write a book. How to offend women in five syllables or less.
That, my friends, is moviemaking.
Parox is at the Renaissance Festival, the premise of which, I've yet to grasp. I don't see much of a point in dressing up and going out to a festival where its going to be hot, and you're walking around all day....
I've got to clean my house today, I need some money.
Some government official said that the recession is now over.
That guys a puffickly HUH-YOOGE liar.
Beatles: Ah, look at all the lonely people. Ah, look at all the lonely people. Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been. Lives in a dream. Waits at the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for? All the lonely people. Where do they all come from? All the lonely people. Where do they all belong?
Its the end of the world!
The sink is clogged so there is apparently NO GOD!!
Its the Nativity County Fair this weekend, I might be going with LotusCalm, but she gets back from her retreat at three tomorrow.
So my Mom decided to make me even more psyched out about my school last night, by having me watch Fame.
Its a good movie. But its just like every other movie made then, it doesn't really have a plot. But I liked it, so I won't be hating on it. We also watched Flashdance, which was also good, but also lacked a plot.
And I'm now going o turn my focus onto something everyone loves.
Animated movies.
The one in question today is The Swan Princess. Its really dorky and kinda cheesy, but I used to love it when I was a kid.
My problem with it is the Prince. This....this, Prince Derrick character....
Why does she love him again? This guy has bigger teeth than I did before I got my braces.
And his sleeves are HUH-YOOGE! He could shelter New Orleans from the next hurricane with those sleeves! Hes a lovesick puppy too....
My rant is paused, so I can tell you myfavorite line from this miracle movie.
Rogers: What else is there? She says, 'Is beauty all that matters?' and you say 'WHAT ELSE IS THERE'?!
Prince: It was dumb, I know.
Rogers: You should write a book. How to offend women in five syllables or less.
That, my friends, is moviemaking.
Parox is at the Renaissance Festival, the premise of which, I've yet to grasp. I don't see much of a point in dressing up and going out to a festival where its going to be hot, and you're walking around all day....
I've got to clean my house today, I need some money.
Some government official said that the recession is now over.
That guys a puffickly HUH-YOOGE liar.
Beatles: Ah, look at all the lonely people. Ah, look at all the lonely people. Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been. Lives in a dream. Waits at the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door. Who is it for? All the lonely people. Where do they all come from? All the lonely people. Where do they all belong?
Monday, September 14, 2009
The Kanye Katastrophe
I give you ladies and gentlemen, a portrait of an american douche nozzle in action!
The F*ck was he thinking?
He was probably......inebriated at the time, but still, poor Taylor Swift, having the microphone grabbed out of her hands, then being publicly insulted by Kanye in the middle of her acceptance speach.
And I agreewith what Want2beNappy said on Youtube about it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UxeJh-vXdU)
because its NOT a racial issue, its the issue of professionalism. That was SO unprofessional, it just blows my mind.
And Taylor Swift, shut up people! Everyone is saying 'She just stood there like an idiot', because it caught her off guard! It was her first VMA, she put her heart into this, and then her speech was interrupted by Kanye, saying Beyonce had the best video.
And where did he come from anyway?
He just swooped in outta nowhere like Batman! Maybe somebody turned on the Batshit signal...
And I hated it because all the drama distracted us from the music, I support it being all about the music, and it wasn't about the music from that point on.
Alright, hes a F*cktard, I'm done.
In local news, Elas imposter has been found, and I totally called the drag queen theory, cuz it WAS a guy doing it. Heil to myself.
P.S I do agree Beyonces 'Put a Ring on it' was phenominal and legendary, but it keeps getting stuck in my head.
Beatles: Michelle, ma belle. These are words that go together well, my Michelle. Michelle, ma belle, sonts des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble. Tres bien ensemble.
The F*ck was he thinking?
He was probably......inebriated at the time, but still, poor Taylor Swift, having the microphone grabbed out of her hands, then being publicly insulted by Kanye in the middle of her acceptance speach.
And I agreewith what Want2beNappy said on Youtube about it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UxeJh-vXdU)
because its NOT a racial issue, its the issue of professionalism. That was SO unprofessional, it just blows my mind.
And Taylor Swift, shut up people! Everyone is saying 'She just stood there like an idiot', because it caught her off guard! It was her first VMA, she put her heart into this, and then her speech was interrupted by Kanye, saying Beyonce had the best video.
And where did he come from anyway?
He just swooped in outta nowhere like Batman! Maybe somebody turned on the Batshit signal...
And I hated it because all the drama distracted us from the music, I support it being all about the music, and it wasn't about the music from that point on.
Alright, hes a F*cktard, I'm done.
In local news, Elas imposter has been found, and I totally called the drag queen theory, cuz it WAS a guy doing it. Heil to myself.
P.S I do agree Beyonces 'Put a Ring on it' was phenominal and legendary, but it keeps getting stuck in my head.
Beatles: Michelle, ma belle. These are words that go together well, my Michelle. Michelle, ma belle, sonts des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble. Tres bien ensemble.
Friday, September 11, 2009
In local news
School is still getting better and better. I sit with a boy on the bus whom shall be called GuitarHero, hes cool and funny, and I've made a couple friends... I think.
But basically, what I'm loving right now is the ending of Psycho.
Holy God.
I did NOT see that coming.
WARNING! HERE BE SPOILERS!
What was that? Freaky, thats what it was!
I saw the mothers corpse, then Norman rushes in dressed as a woman, and for a momeny I was just like "Who is this woman? Oh, its Norman!"
Very strange, although I did enjoy the jump that went through everyone when the stairs scene came. THAT is good moviemaking, its all a bit unrealistic and cheesy, but I can't help but love movies like that.
Y'know, movies like The Poseidon Adventure and Lolita...
Speaking of Lolita, I finally saw it in its entirety today, because the first time I watched I fell asleep, then I just turned it off, but I finally watched the whole thing today.
I liked it, although I see both of them as a victime. Lolita as a victim because I'm pretty sure she never meant it to become as...intense as it became.
Humbert is also a victim, but a victim of his own madness and obsession.
But I liked it, I like most of the things Stanley Kubrick directs, I think I'll suggest Lolita to Paul for the film study, we could use some controversial material to get people talking.....
I'm still loving City (Hollywood Undead), but for some reason I've also been loving the Jesus Christ Superstar sounstrack lately, although I don't know why.
I'm seeing Ela (who has an imposter on Paroxs website! Its like having your own drag queen!) and Parox tomorrow, we MIGHT see Julie and Julia, but most likely not.
Beatles: You say you want a Revolution, well you know we all want to change the world. You tell me that its evolution, well you know we all wanna change the world. But when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out? Don't you know its going to be alright? Alright, alright...
But basically, what I'm loving right now is the ending of Psycho.
Holy God.
I did NOT see that coming.
WARNING! HERE BE SPOILERS!
What was that? Freaky, thats what it was!
I saw the mothers corpse, then Norman rushes in dressed as a woman, and for a momeny I was just like "Who is this woman? Oh, its Norman!"
Very strange, although I did enjoy the jump that went through everyone when the stairs scene came. THAT is good moviemaking, its all a bit unrealistic and cheesy, but I can't help but love movies like that.
Y'know, movies like The Poseidon Adventure and Lolita...
Speaking of Lolita, I finally saw it in its entirety today, because the first time I watched I fell asleep, then I just turned it off, but I finally watched the whole thing today.
I liked it, although I see both of them as a victime. Lolita as a victim because I'm pretty sure she never meant it to become as...intense as it became.
Humbert is also a victim, but a victim of his own madness and obsession.
But I liked it, I like most of the things Stanley Kubrick directs, I think I'll suggest Lolita to Paul for the film study, we could use some controversial material to get people talking.....
I'm still loving City (Hollywood Undead), but for some reason I've also been loving the Jesus Christ Superstar sounstrack lately, although I don't know why.
I'm seeing Ela (who has an imposter on Paroxs website! Its like having your own drag queen!) and Parox tomorrow, we MIGHT see Julie and Julia, but most likely not.
Beatles: You say you want a Revolution, well you know we all want to change the world. You tell me that its evolution, well you know we all wanna change the world. But when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out? Don't you know its going to be alright? Alright, alright...
Friday, September 4, 2009
I've just seen a face
A really hot face.
I'm suddenly very happy school has started, even though I'm getting up to early for my usual functioning abilities, and I look 10 years older than I should. But its fantastic.
I get to walk in between these beautiful buildings all day like the Saint Paul Hotel and the Landmark Center, and my theatre courses are amazing!
I eat lunch (alone) at Brugers cuz I love bagels, then I have the rest of my classes, and I've talked to Ela on my lunch period everyday this past week.
Paroxysm started school on Wednesday, she didn't get the Psychology course she wanted, so shes sad about that, and Ela doesn't start school til Tuesday cuz Monday is Labor day, so I can't call her anymore.
Now onto the important part, the hot face.
In school I met a guy. Lets call him.....Darko.
And hes so FANTASTIC!
He likes the theatre, hes an actor for christs sake!
And we have so much in COMMON.
He loves pizza, just like me, he loves Donnie Darko, just like me, and he can't remember his natural hair color, just like me!
And hes hot...
He has perfect teeth.....I suppose after three and a half years of Orthodontia that means something to me now.
But I think hes perfect.
And please Jesus let me talk to him again.
Beatles: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, she loves you, yeah, yeah! You think you lost your love? Well I saw her yesterday, its you shes thinkin of, and she only wants to say, she says she loves you, and you know that can't be bad, she said she loves you, and you know you should be glad.
I'm suddenly very happy school has started, even though I'm getting up to early for my usual functioning abilities, and I look 10 years older than I should. But its fantastic.
I get to walk in between these beautiful buildings all day like the Saint Paul Hotel and the Landmark Center, and my theatre courses are amazing!
I eat lunch (alone) at Brugers cuz I love bagels, then I have the rest of my classes, and I've talked to Ela on my lunch period everyday this past week.
Paroxysm started school on Wednesday, she didn't get the Psychology course she wanted, so shes sad about that, and Ela doesn't start school til Tuesday cuz Monday is Labor day, so I can't call her anymore.
Now onto the important part, the hot face.
In school I met a guy. Lets call him.....Darko.
And hes so FANTASTIC!
He likes the theatre, hes an actor for christs sake!
And we have so much in COMMON.
He loves pizza, just like me, he loves Donnie Darko, just like me, and he can't remember his natural hair color, just like me!
And hes hot...
He has perfect teeth.....I suppose after three and a half years of Orthodontia that means something to me now.
But I think hes perfect.
And please Jesus let me talk to him again.
Beatles: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, she loves you, yeah, yeah! You think you lost your love? Well I saw her yesterday, its you shes thinkin of, and she only wants to say, she says she loves you, and you know that can't be bad, she said she loves you, and you know you should be glad.
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