I give you ladies and gentlemen, a portrait of an american douche nozzle in action!
The F*ck was he thinking?
He was probably......inebriated at the time, but still, poor Taylor Swift, having the microphone grabbed out of her hands, then being publicly insulted by Kanye in the middle of her acceptance speach.
And I agreewith what Want2beNappy said on Youtube about it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UxeJh-vXdU)
because its NOT a racial issue, its the issue of professionalism. That was SO unprofessional, it just blows my mind.
And Taylor Swift, shut up people! Everyone is saying 'She just stood there like an idiot', because it caught her off guard! It was her first VMA, she put her heart into this, and then her speech was interrupted by Kanye, saying Beyonce had the best video.
And where did he come from anyway?
He just swooped in outta nowhere like Batman! Maybe somebody turned on the Batshit signal...
And I hated it because all the drama distracted us from the music, I support it being all about the music, and it wasn't about the music from that point on.
Alright, hes a F*cktard, I'm done.
In local news, Elas imposter has been found, and I totally called the drag queen theory, cuz it WAS a guy doing it. Heil to myself.
P.S I do agree Beyonces 'Put a Ring on it' was phenominal and legendary, but it keeps getting stuck in my head.
Beatles: Michelle, ma belle. These are words that go together well, my Michelle. Michelle, ma belle, sonts des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble. Tres bien ensemble.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
In local news
School is still getting better and better. I sit with a boy on the bus whom shall be called GuitarHero, hes cool and funny, and I've made a couple friends... I think.
But basically, what I'm loving right now is the ending of Psycho.
Holy God.
I did NOT see that coming.
WARNING! HERE BE SPOILERS!
What was that? Freaky, thats what it was!
I saw the mothers corpse, then Norman rushes in dressed as a woman, and for a momeny I was just like "Who is this woman? Oh, its Norman!"
Very strange, although I did enjoy the jump that went through everyone when the stairs scene came. THAT is good moviemaking, its all a bit unrealistic and cheesy, but I can't help but love movies like that.
Y'know, movies like The Poseidon Adventure and Lolita...
Speaking of Lolita, I finally saw it in its entirety today, because the first time I watched I fell asleep, then I just turned it off, but I finally watched the whole thing today.
I liked it, although I see both of them as a victime. Lolita as a victim because I'm pretty sure she never meant it to become as...intense as it became.
Humbert is also a victim, but a victim of his own madness and obsession.
But I liked it, I like most of the things Stanley Kubrick directs, I think I'll suggest Lolita to Paul for the film study, we could use some controversial material to get people talking.....
I'm still loving City (Hollywood Undead), but for some reason I've also been loving the Jesus Christ Superstar sounstrack lately, although I don't know why.
I'm seeing Ela (who has an imposter on Paroxs website! Its like having your own drag queen!) and Parox tomorrow, we MIGHT see Julie and Julia, but most likely not.
Beatles: You say you want a Revolution, well you know we all want to change the world. You tell me that its evolution, well you know we all wanna change the world. But when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out? Don't you know its going to be alright? Alright, alright...
But basically, what I'm loving right now is the ending of Psycho.
Holy God.
I did NOT see that coming.
WARNING! HERE BE SPOILERS!
What was that? Freaky, thats what it was!
I saw the mothers corpse, then Norman rushes in dressed as a woman, and for a momeny I was just like "Who is this woman? Oh, its Norman!"
Very strange, although I did enjoy the jump that went through everyone when the stairs scene came. THAT is good moviemaking, its all a bit unrealistic and cheesy, but I can't help but love movies like that.
Y'know, movies like The Poseidon Adventure and Lolita...
Speaking of Lolita, I finally saw it in its entirety today, because the first time I watched I fell asleep, then I just turned it off, but I finally watched the whole thing today.
I liked it, although I see both of them as a victime. Lolita as a victim because I'm pretty sure she never meant it to become as...intense as it became.
Humbert is also a victim, but a victim of his own madness and obsession.
But I liked it, I like most of the things Stanley Kubrick directs, I think I'll suggest Lolita to Paul for the film study, we could use some controversial material to get people talking.....
I'm still loving City (Hollywood Undead), but for some reason I've also been loving the Jesus Christ Superstar sounstrack lately, although I don't know why.
I'm seeing Ela (who has an imposter on Paroxs website! Its like having your own drag queen!) and Parox tomorrow, we MIGHT see Julie and Julia, but most likely not.
Beatles: You say you want a Revolution, well you know we all want to change the world. You tell me that its evolution, well you know we all wanna change the world. But when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out? Don't you know its going to be alright? Alright, alright...
Friday, September 4, 2009
I've just seen a face
A really hot face.
I'm suddenly very happy school has started, even though I'm getting up to early for my usual functioning abilities, and I look 10 years older than I should. But its fantastic.
I get to walk in between these beautiful buildings all day like the Saint Paul Hotel and the Landmark Center, and my theatre courses are amazing!
I eat lunch (alone) at Brugers cuz I love bagels, then I have the rest of my classes, and I've talked to Ela on my lunch period everyday this past week.
Paroxysm started school on Wednesday, she didn't get the Psychology course she wanted, so shes sad about that, and Ela doesn't start school til Tuesday cuz Monday is Labor day, so I can't call her anymore.
Now onto the important part, the hot face.
In school I met a guy. Lets call him.....Darko.
And hes so FANTASTIC!
He likes the theatre, hes an actor for christs sake!
And we have so much in COMMON.
He loves pizza, just like me, he loves Donnie Darko, just like me, and he can't remember his natural hair color, just like me!
And hes hot...
He has perfect teeth.....I suppose after three and a half years of Orthodontia that means something to me now.
But I think hes perfect.
And please Jesus let me talk to him again.
Beatles: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, she loves you, yeah, yeah! You think you lost your love? Well I saw her yesterday, its you shes thinkin of, and she only wants to say, she says she loves you, and you know that can't be bad, she said she loves you, and you know you should be glad.
I'm suddenly very happy school has started, even though I'm getting up to early for my usual functioning abilities, and I look 10 years older than I should. But its fantastic.
I get to walk in between these beautiful buildings all day like the Saint Paul Hotel and the Landmark Center, and my theatre courses are amazing!
I eat lunch (alone) at Brugers cuz I love bagels, then I have the rest of my classes, and I've talked to Ela on my lunch period everyday this past week.
Paroxysm started school on Wednesday, she didn't get the Psychology course she wanted, so shes sad about that, and Ela doesn't start school til Tuesday cuz Monday is Labor day, so I can't call her anymore.
Now onto the important part, the hot face.
In school I met a guy. Lets call him.....Darko.
And hes so FANTASTIC!
He likes the theatre, hes an actor for christs sake!
And we have so much in COMMON.
He loves pizza, just like me, he loves Donnie Darko, just like me, and he can't remember his natural hair color, just like me!
And hes hot...
He has perfect teeth.....I suppose after three and a half years of Orthodontia that means something to me now.
But I think hes perfect.
And please Jesus let me talk to him again.
Beatles: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, she loves you, yeah, yeah! You think you lost your love? Well I saw her yesterday, its you shes thinkin of, and she only wants to say, she says she loves you, and you know that can't be bad, she said she loves you, and you know you should be glad.
Monday, August 24, 2009
The blog about a blog
Who's ready for shameless plugs?
I AM!
Plug Numero Uno:
All of you who really only read this cuz you're trying to kick your drug addiction and use this to throw up and lose weight without the crack, you have no doubt slipped into a bought of depression and are holding a gun to your head/knife to your wrist as you read this, so cheer up and go watch The Allen and Craig show. Its a show on YouTube, that stars two of the funniest guys I don't know, so set the gun down and go watch it.
Plug Numero Deaux:
To those science geeks who love/obsess/stalk Joss Whedon, you probably already know this, but for those who don't, watch Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog. I'm a blog plugging another blog, which doesn't REALLY make sense, but it does to me. It stars Neil Patrick Harris, who sings, Nathan Fillion, who sings, Felicia Day, who sings, and Simon Helberg, who doesn't. So go watch it! Or I'll find you.
Plug Numero Toi:
Hey, remember those two dudes I mentioned in the begining of the post? The ones you're supposed to be watching rightnow, remember them? I'm now plugging the rest of their group, which is called EvilIguanaProductions, they made a hilarious Dark Knight trailer spoof, a hilarious Twilight trailer spoof, another Twilight scene spoof, which was also hilarious, then they made a Dark Knight Christmas movie, which wasn't very funny, but it was still very good!
Plug Numero...Four:
City by Hollywood Undead, just cuz its a good hardcore song.
No current news to report.
Beatles:Is there anybody going to listen to my story? All about the girl who came to stay. Shes the kind of girl you want so much it makes you sorry, still, you don't regret a single day. A girl, girl....
I AM!
Plug Numero Uno:
All of you who really only read this cuz you're trying to kick your drug addiction and use this to throw up and lose weight without the crack, you have no doubt slipped into a bought of depression and are holding a gun to your head/knife to your wrist as you read this, so cheer up and go watch The Allen and Craig show. Its a show on YouTube, that stars two of the funniest guys I don't know, so set the gun down and go watch it.
Plug Numero Deaux:
To those science geeks who love/obsess/stalk Joss Whedon, you probably already know this, but for those who don't, watch Dr. Horribles Sing-Along Blog. I'm a blog plugging another blog, which doesn't REALLY make sense, but it does to me. It stars Neil Patrick Harris, who sings, Nathan Fillion, who sings, Felicia Day, who sings, and Simon Helberg, who doesn't. So go watch it! Or I'll find you.
Plug Numero Toi:
Hey, remember those two dudes I mentioned in the begining of the post? The ones you're supposed to be watching rightnow, remember them? I'm now plugging the rest of their group, which is called EvilIguanaProductions, they made a hilarious Dark Knight trailer spoof, a hilarious Twilight trailer spoof, another Twilight scene spoof, which was also hilarious, then they made a Dark Knight Christmas movie, which wasn't very funny, but it was still very good!
Plug Numero...Four:
City by Hollywood Undead, just cuz its a good hardcore song.
No current news to report.
Beatles:Is there anybody going to listen to my story? All about the girl who came to stay. Shes the kind of girl you want so much it makes you sorry, still, you don't regret a single day. A girl, girl....
Saturday, August 22, 2009
The Movie Review post
Well..........
That turned out better than I planned.
We DID go to the movies yesterday, and I DID see 'Julie and Julia'.
It was alright, it gave me the insane urge to cook....
And its time fooooooor......
SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MOVIE REVIEW SEQUENCE GO!!!
Alright, (Straightens tie and blows nose) so, 'Julie and Julia' was good, it made you want to cook, which movies about cooking usually do to me, but this was like watching 'Hells Kitchen' on crack. Meryl Streep was, as always, fantastic and funny, she did a spectacular job of portraying Julia Child, especially the accent, I loved the accent.
Amy Adams, on the other hand, I was disappointed with. Her acting was shmaltzy and shoddy at best at certain points in the movie. Her acting could convince anybody that this was NOT a true story, but a cheesy dream born out of a depressed crack addict diving into their second pack of Marlboros, hitting their child in a Wal Mart.
SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MOVIE REVIEW OVER!!!
Alright then, now that thats over, I'd like to talk to you about 'Bonnie and Clyde'.
Right after we got home from the movies, 'Bonnie and Clyde' came on, and being the Bank Robber movie addict that I am, I had to watch it.
And honestly, I loved it.
Faye Dunaway as Bonnie Parker was phenominal, you could really believe that you were watching the real Bonnie, her actions and comments could easily be believed.
Warren Beatty as Clyde Barrow was one of thw better performances I've seen in a movie. His character in the movie could be regarded as the stereotyped gangster that cares about nothing more than getting money, but what he brought to the character made him different.
Both of them together was a believable couple, full of their flaws and fights, but always loving each other, down to the violent end.
Very good movie in general.
I also realized after watching it that I preffered Bank Robbers to Super Villains, mainly because Bank Robbers were REAL, and the publics reaction to them was not terror and disgust but reverence and smug satisfaction at the riches being stolen from the good fortuned people.
Thats all for today I suppose, buh bye!
Beatles: Blackbird singin in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arive. Blackbird singin in the dead of night, take these sunken eyes and learn to see. All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free. Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly. Into the light of the dark black night....
That turned out better than I planned.
We DID go to the movies yesterday, and I DID see 'Julie and Julia'.
It was alright, it gave me the insane urge to cook....
And its time fooooooor......
SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MOVIE REVIEW SEQUENCE GO!!!
Alright, (Straightens tie and blows nose) so, 'Julie and Julia' was good, it made you want to cook, which movies about cooking usually do to me, but this was like watching 'Hells Kitchen' on crack. Meryl Streep was, as always, fantastic and funny, she did a spectacular job of portraying Julia Child, especially the accent, I loved the accent.
Amy Adams, on the other hand, I was disappointed with. Her acting was shmaltzy and shoddy at best at certain points in the movie. Her acting could convince anybody that this was NOT a true story, but a cheesy dream born out of a depressed crack addict diving into their second pack of Marlboros, hitting their child in a Wal Mart.
SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME MOVIE REVIEW OVER!!!
Alright then, now that thats over, I'd like to talk to you about 'Bonnie and Clyde'.
Right after we got home from the movies, 'Bonnie and Clyde' came on, and being the Bank Robber movie addict that I am, I had to watch it.
And honestly, I loved it.
Faye Dunaway as Bonnie Parker was phenominal, you could really believe that you were watching the real Bonnie, her actions and comments could easily be believed.
Warren Beatty as Clyde Barrow was one of thw better performances I've seen in a movie. His character in the movie could be regarded as the stereotyped gangster that cares about nothing more than getting money, but what he brought to the character made him different.
Both of them together was a believable couple, full of their flaws and fights, but always loving each other, down to the violent end.
Very good movie in general.
I also realized after watching it that I preffered Bank Robbers to Super Villains, mainly because Bank Robbers were REAL, and the publics reaction to them was not terror and disgust but reverence and smug satisfaction at the riches being stolen from the good fortuned people.
Thats all for today I suppose, buh bye!
Beatles: Blackbird singin in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arive. Blackbird singin in the dead of night, take these sunken eyes and learn to see. All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free. Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly. Into the light of the dark black night....
Friday, August 21, 2009
Well, well, bloody hell....
My life can @$~!# itself.
Well...Not necessarily in that sense, because thats, as you, know, impossible, but It can fall down a mine shaft with ravenous sharks at the bottom, which results in their iminent death.
I went over to Paroxysms house on Wednedsay for our Pod party, which rocked. We listened to 'Across the Universe' music, ran around the park, watched a couple episodes of 'Psych', watched 'Blink', 'Get Smart', and other possible things I may be forgetting.
Great fun.
And yet there was a void...
When I woke up the next morning my neck was in agony on the left side, I believe it was the cat allergies messing with my muscles, because yes, its possible. And its been that way since, it went down about.......2% today, so at least its getting better.
I'm getting some good ideas for writing,but Paroxysm and I are almost completely unable to concentrate any more. It wasn't like this on the last two, it seemed alot easier then, but I think that this one will be good, I'm going to try and MAKE it good.
At least its a start.
I've got a new favorite song, its called 'Eyes on Fire' by Blue Foundation, it was on the Twilight soundtrack.
So go listen to it.
Right now.
Go.
So my dad and I might go to the movies later, he wants to see 'Inglourious Basterds', and I want to see 'Julie and Julia'.
We agreed on seeing 'Public Enemies' together, not so much on this particular scenario.
I both want to go, cuz I want to see a movie, and I also want to stay here because I want to watch a movie with my mom tonight.
And because my dad is such a whiny whinerpants, he decided, "Oh fooey and pasha! I don't want to go see a 1 o clock movie that will be over in time for us to get home! I want to go see the 4 o clock one that will end at 7! Because I love going hungry and annoying my daughter!"
Jeez....
Thaz all for now.
Beatles: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together! See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly! I'm crying, sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come! Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday. Man you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, thaey are the eggman, I am the Walrus! Goo goo G'joob!
Well...Not necessarily in that sense, because thats, as you, know, impossible, but It can fall down a mine shaft with ravenous sharks at the bottom, which results in their iminent death.
I went over to Paroxysms house on Wednedsay for our Pod party, which rocked. We listened to 'Across the Universe' music, ran around the park, watched a couple episodes of 'Psych', watched 'Blink', 'Get Smart', and other possible things I may be forgetting.
Great fun.
And yet there was a void...
When I woke up the next morning my neck was in agony on the left side, I believe it was the cat allergies messing with my muscles, because yes, its possible. And its been that way since, it went down about.......2% today, so at least its getting better.
I'm getting some good ideas for writing,but Paroxysm and I are almost completely unable to concentrate any more. It wasn't like this on the last two, it seemed alot easier then, but I think that this one will be good, I'm going to try and MAKE it good.
At least its a start.
I've got a new favorite song, its called 'Eyes on Fire' by Blue Foundation, it was on the Twilight soundtrack.
So go listen to it.
Right now.
Go.
So my dad and I might go to the movies later, he wants to see 'Inglourious Basterds', and I want to see 'Julie and Julia'.
We agreed on seeing 'Public Enemies' together, not so much on this particular scenario.
I both want to go, cuz I want to see a movie, and I also want to stay here because I want to watch a movie with my mom tonight.
And because my dad is such a whiny whinerpants, he decided, "Oh fooey and pasha! I don't want to go see a 1 o clock movie that will be over in time for us to get home! I want to go see the 4 o clock one that will end at 7! Because I love going hungry and annoying my daughter!"
Jeez....
Thaz all for now.
Beatles: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together! See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly! I'm crying, sitting on a corn flake, waiting for the van to come! Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday. Man you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, thaey are the eggman, I am the Walrus! Goo goo G'joob!
Sunday, August 9, 2009
A challenge, eh?
Well, well, well....
It seems I have a CHALLENGE on my hands.
A certain FRIEND of mine, who shall reamain nameless- ELA! Will now be trying to locate this blog, and discern my inermost secrets from it.
Weeeeeeeell, sorry to disappoint you, but the Info train has left the station!
And if you DO in fact find this blog, I commend you on your enormous waste of time, because there is NOTHING of interest going on here!
My life is made up of nothingness, and you've just spent god knows how long trying to find this only to see, guess what?, NOTHING!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That was my maniacle laughter, I hope you enjoyed it...
Because I sure did.
Obviously.
And if you didn't enjoy it, you must now go watch UPN for the rest of the night/day/morning.
THEN you'll be sorry.......
So I've got writers block, surprise, surprise. The one time I can actually write out the story an I've got writers block.
Why does this always happen to me?
Every time I get theperfect chance, opportunity, and time to write, all the ideas go 'Poof!'
Sigh.....
I'm done for now, good luck to you Ela, my worthy opponent.
Beatles: Because the world is round, it turns me on. Because the world is round. Because the wind is high, it blows my mind, because the wind is high. Love is old, love is new. Love is old, love is you. Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry. Because the sky is blue...
It seems I have a CHALLENGE on my hands.
A certain FRIEND of mine, who shall reamain nameless- ELA! Will now be trying to locate this blog, and discern my inermost secrets from it.
Weeeeeeeell, sorry to disappoint you, but the Info train has left the station!
And if you DO in fact find this blog, I commend you on your enormous waste of time, because there is NOTHING of interest going on here!
My life is made up of nothingness, and you've just spent god knows how long trying to find this only to see, guess what?, NOTHING!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That was my maniacle laughter, I hope you enjoyed it...
Because I sure did.
Obviously.
And if you didn't enjoy it, you must now go watch UPN for the rest of the night/day/morning.
THEN you'll be sorry.......
So I've got writers block, surprise, surprise. The one time I can actually write out the story an I've got writers block.
Why does this always happen to me?
Every time I get theperfect chance, opportunity, and time to write, all the ideas go 'Poof!'
Sigh.....
I'm done for now, good luck to you Ela, my worthy opponent.
Beatles: Because the world is round, it turns me on. Because the world is round. Because the wind is high, it blows my mind, because the wind is high. Love is old, love is new. Love is old, love is you. Because the sky is blue, it makes me cry. Because the sky is blue...
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