The Stupidity of Mankind

Well, well, well, just when I thought people couldn't get any stupider...
Yesterday in my Lit./Comp. class, some chick (who shall remain unnamed to protect the innocent) got up in front of the class to give her College Knowledge speech (Shameless rhymes, I know...) and I THINK she was trying to say Emancipation Proclamation, and it came out Emaaansoupassion Proclamination.
....Wow.
And the chick wasn't even blond....And its okay for me to say that cuz I'm blond as well.
Its days like that that really give my confidence a ginormous boost, because, believe it or not, my dear children, I have a GREAT vocabulary.
Sort of.
Now, onto the more important matters.
I have a callback tomorrow for, brace yourselves now, Stuart Little.
...I don't know howthey plan on pulling it off, but they will, and I may have to be involved. I tried out for a cat, and I like the role, so I hope I get that.
We find out our J-Term placement next week, and Halloween is this weekend, so its a pretty busy two weeks.
AND I have to do my Biology project by next Wednesday, where I will have to include a Pathogen, AntiBodies, all other manor of cells, and West Side Story snapping.
And I'm trying to get this all done in one week.
Help.

Beatles: Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! You know I need somebody! Help!